August 2006
Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady
I've been so busy planning this wedding I have barely had time to work, which could quite possibly explain the way my boss has been eyeing me lately...turns out Marketing and weddings don't mix too well. Go figure. So this week I have promised myself that I will throw myself...
Your Name in Lights
Everyone knows the expression, "you oughta be in pictures." Let's face it, there's a little bit of Hollywood in each and every one of us, right? We all have that buddy that sees the World Series of Poker and his eyes light up at those guys on screen. A pack...
"The Groom Master Is Here To Help"
Being the Groom Master (self-titled) for close to a year now, I receive letters from time to time (rarely to never) from Grooms-To-Be asking for advice on what gifts they can get their groomsmen. Of course, I'm always there to help. Richard Lampner from Pennsylvania, PA writes: "Dear Groom Master:...
"Sliding Into Home - Mug First"
I have always been amazed at spaghetti western saloon-keepers who can slide a mug of beer down the length of a bar counter. How only a few drops of brew spill out of the glass as it passes rummy after rummy until reaching its final destination is truly remarkable. Mr....
"Break Free From The Ol' Ball & Chain"
Just recently I attended my brother-in-law's bachelor party that was held at an Indian Casino. I had never been to an Indian Casino before and was quite impressed. Who would've thought that under one roof you get could cash your chips in for wampum AND get frosty mug of firewater?...
Taking Care of Business
Must...not...go...crazy. Words I keep repeating to myself whenever I start a sentence with 'I'm planning my wedding'. Words that I hope will get me through the next 11 months without spending every penny I have and driving Ryan up a wall reminding him to get his tux and groomsmen gifts....
