January 2009
Manly Wedding Cake of the Week: Meat Loaf Madness
Wedding cakes, like groomsmen gifts should be tasteful and classy, right? Wrong. When it comes to wedding cakes, we prefer hilariously bad camo confections (bonus points if there's a deer head on top), NASCAR cakes, beer cakes, and baseball cakes. Grooms, take back the cake and show your soon-to-be bride...
FAIL: 14 Bad Valentine's Day Gifts for Her
Grunt-worthy groomsmen gifts are simple. Finding Valentine's Day gifts for your girlfriend makes your heart pound... with anxiety. If you get her a vacuum, expect her suck out your tiny brain. Present her with tacky, red lingerie and she might refuse to wear it. Whether you give her a blender...
The Groom's Guide to Bachelor Parties
Months before you find a tux, groomsmen gifts, or sometimes even before you crown the best man, your groomsmen will start bachelor party planning. Be honest: Does the thought of lap dances and body shots fill you with dread? Or have you been planning a salacious stag night since you...
Don't Fumble Your Super Bowl Party: Groomsmen Gifts and More for the Big Game
Have you ever attended an incredibly lame Super Bowl party? You know the one: No one talks and there's not a nacho in sight. Then the guy's uncool wife runs interference and demands that you change channels until halftime. Don't be a Super Bowl party pooper! The Cardinals vs. Steelers...
Wedding Bells Ring at Taco Bell
Yo quiero Wedding Bells. An off-beat couple from "Normal," Illinois (the irony isn't lost on us) recently tied the knot at Taco Bell. According to Pantagraph.com, the wedding of Caragh and Paul Brooks cost a total of $200. We wonder what he ordered for groomsmen gifts? " I'll have five...
From Beer Belly to Six-Pack: Groom Camp Wedding Workout Guide
Tips, Tricks, and Groomsmen Gifts for Getting Healthy Welcome to the Groom Camp Wedding Work Out Guide! With these healthy tips, tricks, and groomsmen gifts you're well on your way to deflating that spare tire. Many brides try some sort of vigorous exercise program before the wedding: Pilates, dance, kick...
What's Up Bro? Groomsmen Gifts for your Bros
GroomStand Defines Bro: Everyone notices when a bro walks into a room. It's impossible not to. When they're not loudly going on about girls, they're talking about someone's ass they kicked. Or how drunk they are/were/or soon will be. A bro dons tight, ripped jeans and flip flops, with a...
9 Surefire Ways to Tick Off Your Future In-Laws
Your father-in-law weeps uncontrollably at the reception. Her mom stopped serving you freshly baked cookies a long time ago. Her big brother, who bears an incredible likeness to Tony Soprano threatens to take care of you. (This is why you don't buy tough guys pocket knives for groomsmen gifts). What...
10 Groomsmen Gifts You Should Never, Ever Buy
Groomsmen gifts are often the lowest priority, and that's OK. Your groomsmen appreciate the thought, and probably won't keep the gifts for very long. Just avoid buying gifts that will sear themselves into the memory of every groomsman as the Worst Gift They Ever Got. Read this list for the...
